David's Alter Ego

May 11

Asshats..

Asshats..

Apr 26

Seriously IRS, when your message is just another mea culpa, just tweet that shit to me no need to waste my time with a certified letter. Hell, I’d give you a trophy for that!

Dear Internal Revenue Service,

Please stop wasting taxpayer money in sending your bullshit via certified mail. It’s bad enough that you’re raping my income, now you’re having me take time off from work in an effort to get to that cesspool otherwise known as the Post Office before they close.

Seriously, enough with the bullshit!

Best regards,
Me

PS; Go fuck yourself!

Apr 13

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Apr 12

id·i·ot [id-ee-uht] 
noun
1.
Informal . an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2.
Psychology . (no longer in technical use; considered offensive) a person of the lowest order in a former and discarded classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
3.
Kim Jong-un

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/13/world/asia/north-korea-launches-rocket-defying-world-warnings.html 

Mar 13

While you're drinking, pour one for them..

Mar 08

8:00AM and I’m already annoyed with this tool..

I wish my colleague could grasp the fact that when my answer is “No” to his weekly question of “Did you watch American Idol last night” it means I don’t give a shit about what happened so he can spare me the episode recap and commentary.

Mar 02

Hacked DVR with a 1TB drive, a media server with over 30TB of storage, every cable channel known to mankind, Netflix & Hulu+ yet I can’t find a damn thing to watch. #1stWorldProblems

Jan 25

A friend’s Utah ski vacation ended 2 days ago and I haven’t seen a Facebook status update on how wonderful her life is since.

I can only assume her plane went down and has yet to be reported on the news or she’s back to her miserable life.

I hope it’s the latter..

Jan 20

So I watched Brothers tonight. Wow, what a depressing movie on so many levels..

I can’t possibly imagine what those heros and their faimlies are dealing with after coming back from that shithole known as the Middle East.

I can only offer my thanks for their service which will never feel likes it’s enough..