The worst part about being short and fat? Definitely trying to shop for pants!
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How to be funny on Twitter...
One way to do it is to be clever and original. However, it can be...
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Street style tacos for my little bros birthday. Damn it’s good to be a dirtyblaxican sometimes.
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zerovalent said:
zerovalent said: It’s difficult to defend Boston, considering its history, but...
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DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING COOKIES AGAIN!!!!!
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This guy’s PBR hoodie is making my fucking morning.
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It’s so quiet in the house. All the kids are outside helping Jim with the yard sale. (i.e. pulling...
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